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Monday, 30 July 2012

Work-related(ish) Things I would like to do in life

1) Be placed in the top 5 of the barista championships. I recon I'd do quite well.

2) Come up with a name for a serial killer. Slightly morbid, but I'd quite like to coin the name for a serial killer. I'll obviously have to work in the police or as a journalist to achieve this. I think I could come up with something a lot better than Gray Man.

3)Be interviewed for a horror documentary. I think people would be interested in my thoughts about food foreshadowing the killings in American Psycho and my theory about doors and windows in slasher films.

4) Run a pop-up bar. I'd like to be dubbed the Heston Blumenthal of drinks one day.

5)Be a guest lecturer at Winchester Uni on their Zombie studies course.

These are 5 slightly ridiculous things I'd like to do in my life-time.

Can anyone help me achieve any of them? Or does anyone else have any slightly preposterous, yet not fully achievable goals in life?

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